GTA

Hello everyone!

Welcome to another issue of car tips. Alright, I still want to extend the word Car Tips. I want to extend the word tips not only for taking care of your car, but also the driver. in this case, that means you. Now it's easy to take care of your own car. You wash it, clean it, polish it, and even give it endearing names sometimes.

But the thing is, can you take care of yourself? Can you be a responsible, prudent, and peace-loving driver?

Well, i've researched the whole net for someone you could learn a few lessons from. And no, that's not me, i'm no role-model driver anyway. but hey, i've found something you could learn a few things from. And guess what? Kids nowadays know this, and maybe you do, but then I'd introduce to you people from Liberty City, San Andreas, and Vice City.

Yeah, I guess you know what I'm talkin about. I want to introduce to you the protagonists of Grand Theft Auto. Haha. Let's see if we can learn something from them.

Aright, a few lessons from Grand Theft Auto.

First of all, don't STEAL a freakin' car. Not only is it written in the holy book, but it doesn't look nice as well. Haha. And yeah, don't STEAL and don't BEAT UP the driver as well. That's a big no-no in day-to-day driving. Not only that, your local law enforcement people might be more than willing to help you get reminded by that. 

Next, try not to carry any armed weapons when driving. Not only is it distracting, it's also deadly. Not only would you be tempted to do any drive-bys, but also, you'd be causing a lot of noise as well. Heh, again, your local law enforcement authorities might again be EVEN MORE WILLING to talk to you about that. 

Haha. And oh yeah, you might also get tempted to be blastin' on that inconsiderate driver who keeps on talking trash at you. Remember, patience and kindness is at the heart of the well-respected driver.

See? We ARE learning a lot from Grand Theft Auto. I can't imagine why people don't like that game. Drivers could learn a lot from that kick ass video game.

Hmmm... what else can we learn from GTA? Well, we should respect the speed limit. Alright, driving games were made so people could let their inhibitions loose. So they could experience what it feels like to live on the wild side. But hey, in the real world--things aren't like that. that's why there's a law on speed limits. They're there not to hinder you, but to protect you as well as other drivers. So keep that eye on the meter.

Alright, now that's clear. What else? I've read an article saying that playing video games saved his life. Alright, maybe i can agree with that. After all, playing video games for quite some time already enhances your hand to eye coordination. Which means that your reflexes would also improve. Which also means that you MAY (READ: MAY) react better in the real world as you did in the gaming world.

Okay, this article might be straying a bit. But i guess we've scratched the surface on what we can learn with GTA. After all, it's a game about a bad guy turned good. and we all want to be like that, don't we? Anyway, if you are mature enough, you'd get the point that you should'nt be doing what those characters do in the game right?

Right?

Right?

Alright.

And oh. You do know what satire is. Don't you?